Love has ups and downs and good days and bad day, but in the end love is truly a choice. Here is a funny story from when we were dating! After reading it you might be surprised that we ended up married! About a month before we were engaged, my girlfriend and I went to an amusement park in Shakopee, MN called Valley Fair, and what a trip it was.
I started out from Chippewa Falls, WI and and picked her up in Menomonie. We headed to Wal-Mart to pick up a few groceries, including some Strawberries, and some breakfast Subway sandwiches, which we munched on, during the drive to the twin cities.
When we arrived, we checked in and headed for our first ride, the Monster. It’s a medium intensity ride with 6 arms, each holding 4 cars. The entire structure spins, and each individual car spins. As it turns out, Kara and I just happened to step into the car that is posessed by demons, or so it seemed, and we whipped around like crazy. The first half of the ride was fun, and then it hit me. My stomach just went…garble grumble. I clinched my eyes shut for the rest of the ride, trying not to throw up, and I made it through the ride. As the ride spun down, I started to feel it come, and the reflex suddenly came. I was holding it in. The guy in the next spinning ride said, “no puking!” I said, “Yea, I’ll try!” The ride attendant let me out first, I think he saw that I was about ready to blow. I started spitting as I walked down the exit, and I made it just out of the ride area and I threw up once. I felt OK. It wasn’t too bad, I got it out of my system, just one blow, and I was done. Kara bought me a Mt. Dew, then I slowly walked around with her for about 15 minutes, until I thought I was OK. We then decided to try the next ride.
We walked up the entrance to our first roller coaster: High Roller. After that day, they might rename the ride high embarrassment. It’s an older ride supported by a white wooden track, and it just simply went up and down. We finished the soda, climbed on and went up the first hill. We zoomed down the first hill, up and down the second, and the third, and then I lost it. I started throwing up, again and again and again. Everyone on the ride behind me noticed immediately and started going, Oh, OOOh, OOOHH, aghh.., eeew, OH. I had an orange flowage all down the left side of my shirt and down my arm. It reached a ridge on the coaster car on my left, and it started flowing. We went up a hill, and it flowed down the car, we went down again and it flooded forward. They chanted in awe and disgust as I ralphed all over myself for at least a minute. When we rolled into the station, the crown of maybe 200 onlookers joined the car in the ooo’s and aaa’s. Perhaps my most embarrassing public moment ever. As I walked down the exit I could hear a guy on the loud speaker say something to the effect of “Ok everyone, get off the coaster, it will be down for 10 minutes for ….uh….’maintenance.’
I headed to the bathroom to wash off my shirt, then we got our hands stamped to get back in and then to the car just to relax and re-cooperate. I washed up as best as I could with the alcohol hand sanitizer and just relaxed for a while, until my shirt could dry. Unfortunately the shirt was pretty much ruined and it smelled terrible. After a time I walked back into the park, only to find that when I tried to get in, I had accidentally washed off my re-entry stamp with the alcohol hand sanitizer. I explained the situation to the attendant, and offered for her to smell my shirt to believe me. She reluctantly let me back in, but I had to put my shirt back on. I reluctantly put it back on briefly long enough to dash into the gift shop to buy a new t-shirt.
After getting a new shirt, we took it really slow. Kara and I went to the I-max theater, then on a series of very tame water rides. At least if I lost my cookies again, it would wash right off, right? I ended up being all right, going on Raging Rapids, Hydro Blaster, and the Flume. After that We decided to try a roller coaster, Wild Thing. All in all I was a bit queasy but I was done puking for the day.
One of the best things about this churning day was Kara was with me every step of the way. From buying me something to drink several times, to waiting in the car with me, and taking it easy on the slower rides, she was amazing. She never pushed me to go on a ride I didn’t want to, and she was always there to support me. We ended our ride with a magical kiss on a fast moving coaster.
After a few more rides, going on Steel Venom, and then Kara went on the Extreme swings and sharing a funnel cake and some home-made French Fries, we headed home sitting side by side, still in love with one another. Oh how my wife wishes we had this moment on video!
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http://valleyfair.com

